WARNING: THIS IS A GIRLS ONLY POST...'CAUSE THE GUYS JUST WON'T GET IT.
Ok, so, gyno visit aka "big girl doctor appointment" was yesterday....all is well, test results back in a week....BUT, of course, everywhere i go...there is sillyness involved.
I'm waiting and waiting and waiting and of course thinking...if i could just get up and reach over for that magazine on the counter i could have something to do...but i'm kind of stuck in one place with a towel draped over me and i just know the second i get up...the doctor will walk in. So i sit and wait...then i start to feel a tickle in my throat...i know i have cough drops...again, across the room...still tickling...then i get this thought..."OMG what if i have a coughing fit and shoot the metal thinggeemahoober out and shoot it through the doctor's eye" yup, that's me, i do think of these things...now i'm stressing out and the tickle is worse than ever...In pops young nurse perky pants to tell me "Honey (mind you...she is far my junior and calling me honey) we didn't forget about you...Dr. ** is just stuck" and she leaves the room....and i said outloud to the empty room
"Stuck in WHAT exactly???"
the visit pretty much went downhill from there....i managed to control the cough and not cause anyone bodily damage...but it was hard not to laugh.
OH MY Gawd!!!
ReplyDeleteYou did NOT!!
BTW...ever find out where he was stuck?? Im SO curious...