Sunday, February 20, 2011

Dear bags are packed, come and get me!

Dear Russell Crowe:

I would really appreciate it if you would kindly arrive at my front door and wisk me away to a far off place. I feel somehow I went down the wrong path in life and was really meant for a life of glamor and pampering and minions to to my bidding. Since you are a hottie, I've decided that you are the one to help me achieve my dreams. Thanks so much, I'm all packed.

most utterly sincerely,



  1. i really just want to see him vaccum the house in his gladiator outfit :)

  2. He is yummy...and my house could use a good vacuum, too...please send him this way, please, when he's finished at your house!! :)