Today I am a Cotton-Headed-Ninny-Muggins for sure.

Today I had one of those days....you know one of those days when it would have just been safer for the universe if I had just decided to stay in bed all day. If it could go wrong it did go wrong. Here are a few highlights:

So on Saturday I had a little fender bender of my own doing backing out of the garage...I went today to see about getting the said fender fixed, how bad could it be...it's only plastic. Oh it's bad. I got in the car and felt all yucky and sad.

I have a cold so I am a little loopy from the decongestant i have been taking.

I went to the post office, left and spent almost 5 minutes frantically looking for my car keys, near tears I finally go to use my cell phone and cry to "the beloved" and realize I've been holding my keys the whole time.

I went out to check on the hens and slipped in a mud puddle, landing square flat on my behind in a huge, squishy, wet and cold plop of mud.

I'm done. :(